So it is Halloween day and Julie decided she wanted to start taking down all of the spider webs she put up for the holiday. Our house was pretty spooky with all kinds of scary decorations. We had skulls and spiders, and pumpkins, and scary lights!
Anyway, back to the story. I was sitting on the couch as Julie started to take down the webs and I noticed one of the large black rubber spiders sitting next to me on the couch...I hesitated, wondering to myself if the idea that came to my mind was really a smart decision, but I didn't think about it too hard, because I did it anyway! I reached over, SCREAMED really loud and threw the spider in Julie's direction. Julie had already started screaming before she knew what was going on and when the spider landed on her arm it pushed her fear to the limit! She jumped and screamed and swung her arm around, trying to get it off. As soon as she realized it was only a fake spider her eyes immediately changed from fear into rage and B-lined it straight towards me! Whatever fear that she had just felt transferred right straight into me! I thought my life would soon be over. She looked right at me, smacked me on the arm and started laughing! We laughed together for a few minutes and went on with our day, bringing it up occasionally and laughing together.
Later that night, I had just gotten into bed and was lying next to Julie when the yawn of all yawns came to me. I had my eyes closed for quite some time until I was finished and when I opened them, Julie was inches from my face staring at me! I SCREAMED for my dear life! When I finally realized what was going on, Julie was laughing and rolling around on the other side of the bed...It took me a good hour before my heart returned to a normal heart rate. The moral of this story is to not ever scare your wife, because if you do she will get you back!
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